Lesson 1. A man dropping $100 to take you to the Messiah does not mean he is interested. At least not in dating seriously and when dating in D.C., cause chances are he has a girl, but they were seeing other people and have now decided to take it to the next level. Sure, why not?
Lesson 2. Timing is everything and you either have or you don't. I don't, DAMN IT. I am the Queen of poor timing and I just needed to be reminded of my title, check we're there.
Lesson 3. I am the next Sherri Dew, just not as rich or spiritual. I will die an old maid and never reach the Celestial Kingdom. Fine; heaven for climate, hell for company anyway.
